What does the hot girl at the party think of your programming language?

[techpr]

Imagine, if you will, a hypothetical situation. It involves a geek talking to a hot girl at a party, so already we can guess that it is _very_ hypothetical. To help educate the nerd public on this issue I have interviewed 500 bikini models and asked for their impressions of some common programming languages.

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